Brady Going Nowhere?

To the tune of Bruce Springsteen's "Radio Nowhere"

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Is Brady Going Nowhere?

"I was lying on my couch at home
Tune 'in my Verizon's great Red Zone,
With a signal off some satellite,
Crushing a 'six of tasty cold American Lite,

Then I saw, "Brady Going Nowhere,"
Is there anybody alive out there?
It was Brady Going Nowhere,
Is there anybody alive out there?

I sat staring at the end zone,
Just a three yards for a 20-10 halftime tone,
Passing to a dark hole,
Then the 10-second 'run-off" toll.

This is Brady Going Nowhere,
Is there anybody alive out there?
Brady Going Nowhere,
Is there anybody alive out there?
Is there anybody alive out there?

I just want a QB with some rhythm,
I just want a QB with some rhythm,
I just want a QB with some rhythm,
I just want a QB with some rhythm.

I want a thousand yards from the backfield,
I want a pounding defense,
I want a million voices at Gilette, screamin' out-'er lungs.

But, we've got Brady Going Nowhere,
Is there anybody alive out there?
Brady's Going Nowhere,
Is there anybody alive out there?

Seattle's driving through the misty rain,
Searchin' for an easy field goal
Boppin' through the secondary
Hell, they could've made a connection with you,

But, Brady's Going Nowhere,
Is there anybody alive out there?
This is Brady Going Nowhere
Is there anybody alive out there?

I just want a QB with some rhythm,
I just want a QB with some rhythm,
I just want my QB to show some rhythm,
I just want my QB to show some rhythm,
I just want to feel that rhythm,
I just want to feel that rhythm."


Bruce