Stupid Sports Fan banter ...

Overheard from the clueless masses of sports fans this weekend ...

"NBC and the USGA "wanted" the playoff and they had Tiger hit that putt on 18. We saw Ebersol down there."

"On Saturday, the USGA officials placed the back nine pins in position to help Tiger."

"The UEFA officials wanted Turkey in the last eight instead of small market Czech Republic."

"The Rice pitchers are in on it. They grooved those four Fresno HR balls."